Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.
Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.
The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.
you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding
I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
YOU CANT NOT REBLOG THIS
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
Ｆａｔｈｅｒ ｓａｖｅｄ ｕｓ ｆｒｏｍ ｔｈａｔ ｐｉｌｅ ｏｆ ｒｕｂｂｉｓｈ． Ｈｅ ｇａｖｅ ｕｓ ｈａｎｄｓ ａｎｄ ｌｅｇｓ， ａｌｌｏｗｉｎｇ ｕｓ ｔｏ ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔ ｗｈａｔ ｉｓ ｍｏｓｔ ｐｒｅｃｉｏｕｓ ｔｏ ｕｓ． Ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ ｗｈｙ ｗｅ ｄｅｃｉｄｅｄ ｔｏ ｌｉｖｅ． Ｅｖｅｎ ｔｈｏｕｇｈ ｉｔ ｍｅａｎｔ ｌｉｖｉｎｇ ｉｎ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｋｉｎｄ ｏｆ ｈｅｌｌ．
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural
everyone’s important = doctor who
everyone’s an idiot = sherlock
everyone’s food = hannibal
Nobody ever talks about how cute baby snakes are
i mean look at this little guy
wow good times
just chillin nm how’re you?
oh and don’t get me started on snakes in hats:
lookatchu in your summer hat just ready to enjoy lemonade on your lil snake porch hope you have fun lil guy
That’s brilliant I need to wear shorts under skirts
That disappointed gif might be my new fav.
THANK YOU ANIME GIRL
I love this for criticizing the constant panty shots in anime. Brilliant